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There are two types of people 1. if(condition) { statements; } 2. if (condition) { statements; } Only programmers will understand!

11th Apr 2017, 8:41 PM
damilare lamidi
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What is a web developers favorite snack? 🍪🍪🍪Cookies! 🍪🍪🍪 (Sorry only one I know lol)
13th Apr 2017, 7:52 PM
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There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't... I know...old but gold :P
11th Apr 2017, 8:45 PM
Daniel Thomalla
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Ah, here one more: Why are programmers wearing glasses? So they can see sharp.
12th Apr 2017, 12:36 AM
Kansel K.
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On vacation, wife asked husband to count kids. He counted and said it's 5 kids. Wife: What? how 5 ?? must be 6. Husband: Let's count again - 0,1,2,3,4,5. ))) sorry for English)))
14th Apr 2017, 1:22 AM
Oleks Sobol
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programmers are awesome!
18th Apr 2017, 8:10 AM
damilare lamidi
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C# programmers
11th Apr 2017, 10:10 PM
damilare lamidi
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Someone doing it first way?
11th Apr 2017, 10:03 PM
Rose Sevenyears
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if (condition) {statements;}
14th Apr 2017, 11:07 AM
Rahm
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there are three Types programmers people known : 1. return 0; //for false return 1; //for true 2. return -1; //for false return 1; //for true 3. return false; //for false return true; //for true
15th Apr 2017, 4:45 PM
Kevin Ronaldo Cahyono
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I like using the first way but I also like when my IDE auto-completes to the second way. I'm both? :P
15th Apr 2017, 11:08 PM
Brennan
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you forget if(condition){ statments;} 😀
19th Apr 2017, 4:41 PM
Elghozi Nasreddine
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