What is the most absurd comment that you have ever encountered?

Answer 1

I'm sure I've written some...that look that way.

I've got a lot of experience in anomalies so I used to add unreachable code...which would only fire if someone was out of bounds. My comments were usually:

"Impossible. This should never happen."

It's a variation of canary code.

Answer 2

# do this
I was so shocked because the code was really complicated

Answer 3

//TODO: make it work

Answer 4

//please girl im begging u

classmate gave up trying to figure out what was wrong with his code.