What's your all time favourite Programming/coding related quote?

Question

For ex- "Talk is cheap, show me the code."

Answer 1

"When I unsheath my second keyboard, my capabilities are surpassed by no one."

- The Black Programmer (Code Art Online 2017)

Answer 2

"PEBCAK"

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/PEBCAK

Answer 3

"My code doesn't have bugs, it just develops random unexpected features."