If programming languages had honest slogans, what would they be?

Answer 1

https://imgur.com/mJllKrh

Answer 2

python: A language made by community

Answer 3

C, C++, Java, JavaScript, etc. = Play hide and seek with ";"!

Answer 4

/r/ProgrammerHumor

Answer 5

Java {
putting(everything) {
in brackets {
because why not;
}
}
}