[DUPLICATE] What is your favorite programmer joke?

Question

There are some jokes that only IT professionals and hobbyists can truly appreciate.

For example, I once had this conversation with a irate customer (NOT joking):

Pat: Your program doesn't work on my computer!
Me: What is the issue?
Pat: It says press any key to continue, and I don't HAVE an any key.
Me: Are you kidding with me?
Pat: No I'm not kidding with you! NO any key!!
Me: (pause) Press Q.
Pat: Great. It's working now. So are you gonna fix this bug soon?
Me: We'll add it to the backlog.

Share yours.

Answer 1

My all time favourite;
"There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.”

Answer 2

I worked at a restaurant with 10 tables marked #1 to #10. I got fired because I renumbered them #0 to #9. Stupid boss.

Answer 3

I went to buy some paint and asked for 0xFFFFFF. They didn't know what colour I meant. Stupid paint shop.

Answer 4

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem!

Answer 5

"What is the root password of this machine?"
"aGx_fzFjfd36=Dj"
"you fool! you are using your dog's name for root password!"

Answer 6

Jan Markus - like CSS class:

.wife {
right: 100%;
margin: 0;
}

Answer 7

A programmer was on the way home when some local thugs stopped him and claim his money, the programmer cried for help in hysteria, but no one responded, the road home was actually quite busy with people, do you know why people ignored him ...

He screamed "F1 F1 F1"

Answer 8

Why did Boole always fail his tests?

He only understood the true or false section.

Answer 9

why do java developers wear glasses?

cuz they dont c#

Answer 10

KRITESH OJHA not from Google, from friends, years ago. Before Google was Google.
(FYI: I only use DuckDuckGo, come on over to the duck side!)

Answer 11

SHE: you are a Semiclolon of my life ;
He: sorry I Have Python !

Answer 12

... recursion is easy to understand, I believe...

Answer 13

"I have a friends and social life".

Answer 14

ifl - reminds me of the great pitch:

You should learn the binary number system. It's easy as 01, 10, 11.

Answer 15

ServantCoder
:-)
what about this one:
"there is no place like 127.0.0.1"

Answer 16

KRITESH OJHA You can learn pretty much when you read this jokes.

Answer 17

(!false)

Answer 18

Why couldn’t the man cash his check at the ATM?

Because the way he inserted it was a void method.

Answer 19

nonzyro believing...

Answer 20

error 505 believing failed try after sometime.