Challenge: PHP with line numbers and goto!

Question

Create something interesting in php.
Every line SHOULD start with a goto label and flow structuring MUST be via the goto command. Comments about coding philosophy are discouraged, unless they are funny and/or involve velociraptors. See example code at:
https://code.sololearn.com/w3cXtA7l9Lk9/?ref=app

Answer 1

Using the "goto" is a bad practice.

Answer 2

further reading: http://php.net/manual/en/control-structures.goto.php