+ 31

Programming Jokes :-)

Optimist : The glass is half full. Pessimist : The glass is half empty. Coder: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Can you post your favourite programming jokes? I'd love to read them :-D

21st Dec 2017, 12:12 AM
Robert Paulson
Robert Paulson - avatar
26 Answers
+ 38
Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions, and have them return :) Also, Chuck can access private methods )))
22nd Dec 2017, 8:19 AM
Ghena Ramascan
Ghena Ramascan - avatar
21st Dec 2017, 12:33 AM
Krishna Teja Yeluripati
Krishna Teja Yeluripati - avatar
+ 29
Charan Leo25 wrote: "I have hacked Sololearn" @Charan Leo25: 🤣😂😄 probably it is another way around 🤗😊😁
23rd Dec 2017, 12:20 AM
NimWing Yuan
NimWing Yuan - avatar
+ 26
The first programming joke I understood ( thank you SL ☺ ) Teacher: You're in trouble billy. Write down in a piece of paper "I will not throw paper airplanes in class" 500 times. Billy hands the teacher a piece of paper that reads: #include <iostream> using namespace std; int main(); { int x; for (x=1; x<=500; x++) { cout << "I will not throw paper airplanes in class." << endl; } } <!-- First posted by some other dude --> &copy ?
21st Dec 2017, 6:46 AM
Mason Neville
Mason Neville - avatar
+ 23
programmers don't break hearts..but keyboards😝 programmers declare variables...not war😜😜😜
21st Dec 2017, 5:56 AM
Andrew Ting Mai Zau
Andrew Ting Mai Zau - avatar
+ 18
I won a challenge against Nikolay Nachev
21st Dec 2017, 2:40 AM
Rabee Abbas
Rabee Abbas - avatar
+ 18
a man want to be a coder, when he walking around his home, he saw a python. he asked the python, "What language should I learn if I want to be a coder". the python answered, "CSS (python's hiss)". after that day, he become a web designer
21st Dec 2017, 5:28 AM
Amethyst Animion
Amethyst Animion - avatar
+ 14
if chuck norris writes a programm in c, it does not compile, it executes immidiately << as far as I know: first posted by me >>
21st Dec 2017, 3:39 PM
Oma Falk
Oma Falk - avatar
+ 12
@rabee 😂 good one , a true SL native inside programming joke ! 👏👏👍
21st Dec 2017, 3:09 AM
Mason Neville
Mason Neville - avatar
+ 12
Hey @Marla ! I just made it to platinum 😀 I'm telling you cause you seem to be online and we spoke before so you may bare witness to my achievement 😉 ( I wanted to tell someone ) I was working on a code but it's not ready, I don't know what happened I was gonna wait for later... I became Platinum by accident, anonymously in the night 😢 if you had not been there, no one would have noticed ... are you there @Marla ? 😢 I posted a celebration video on youtube ! You can check it here 👉 https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ 😊
21st Dec 2017, 8:02 AM
Mason Neville
Mason Neville - avatar
+ 11
the phantom of opera 50 shades of #cccccc mariaDB Stuart
22nd Dec 2017, 10:08 AM
Oma Falk
Oma Falk - avatar
+ 10
chuck norris finished this loop correctly: i=0 while true: i+=1 print(i)
21st Dec 2017, 3:37 PM
Oma Falk
Oma Falk - avatar
+ 10
Breakups may not hurt, But an ignored semi-colon can.
22nd Dec 2017, 2:56 PM
®️ahul Mathews™️
®️ahul Mathews™️ - avatar
21st Dec 2017, 6:47 AM
Mason Neville
Mason Neville - avatar
+ 8
chuck norris never gets syntax errors but excuse notes from guido van Rossum (father of python)
22nd Dec 2017, 8:24 AM
Oma Falk
Oma Falk - avatar
+ 6
Cpp is way more polite than C, because C has no class
22nd Dec 2017, 8:18 PM
Jonathan Álex
Jonathan Álex - avatar
+ 6
My favourite BREAKING NEWS Bill Gates has resigned as the ‘Chairman of Microsoft’ after receiving an email from Rajinikanth. It reads: Saar, I have some questions for you…. Please yanswer them: Namba wan) The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version? Namba too) There is yeh ‘Start’ button… but no ‘Stop’ button… Rascalaa, where it is? Namba tree) I have already learned Microsoft Word, when are you “laanching” Microsoft Sentence? Namba for) There is yeh Recycle bin… but…there is nobody coming to collect that bin. Why??? Your name is Bill… But in India they orr selling computers without Bill… Why??? Yand finally yeh personal question: Your surname is Gates… But you are selling Windows… Why?? With Regards, Rajinikanth
24th Dec 2017, 12:16 AM
Dragon Slayer Xavier
Dragon Slayer Xavier - avatar
+ 5
I'm the world's number 0 programmer
21st Dec 2017, 4:23 AM
PERSONA - avatar
21st Dec 2017, 3:34 PM
Oma Falk
Oma Falk - avatar
+ 5
@Marla 😁
21st Dec 2017, 6:13 PM
Mason Neville
Mason Neville - avatar