Funny Programmer Jokes

Question

99 little bugs in the code.
99 little bugs.
Take one down, patch it around.
127 little bugs in the code!
Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, its a hard ware problem.
Q: Why don't java developers see well?
A: Because they don't C#!
If your happy and you know it syntax error! If your happy and you know it syntax error!
Please comment your jokes, and like!

Answer 1

Chrome: "What are we?"
Internet explorer:
Firefox: "browsers!"
Safari: "browsers!"
Chrome: "What do we want?"
Internet explorer:
Firefox: "Fast internet!"
Safari: "Fast Internet!"
Chrome: "When do we want it?"
Internet explorer: "Browsers!!!"
Firefox: "What's up with that guy?"
Safari: "He's always been like that. Must be genetic..."

Answer 2

As he was leaving the house, the programmer's wife said to him: "While you're out, buy some milk,". He never came home...
A programmer got stuck in the shower. On the soap bottle it said: Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Answer 3

Q: What do computers, and air conditioners have in common?
A: They both become useless when you open up windows

Answer 4

hardware (n.) the only part of a computer you can kick.
an SQL query walks into a bar with two tables and asks, "can I join you?"

Answer 5

As the programmer was leaving the house to buy some groceries, his wife said to him: "Buy a bottle of milk, and also if they have eggs, buy a dozen." The programmer came home with thirteen bottles of milk.

Answer 6

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct(31) = Dec(25)

Answer 7

A programmer is a person who compiles coffee into code.

Answer 8

While buying milk, the programmer got an error "out of money"

Answer 9

Programmer in dictionary
Programmer /ˈproʊ.ɡræm.ɚ/ (noun)
Organism that turns coffee and pizza into software.

Answer 10

why do I hate my compiler?
She ignores all ny comments!
// this is a repost. other reposters dont admit it. I just want to share this so please dont hate me.

Answer 11

what do you call a computer that can sing?
"A DELL"

Answer 12

it is not that funny, but good I love jokes

Answer 13

thank you so much for all this fun :) great app and greatest community ^-^

Answer 14

I need some help from you

Answer 15

no it isn't

Answer 16

Hello the rooot

Answer 17

I have been retyi

Answer 18

Some people could not control their cout << :) or System.out.println. so they always post irrelevant answers.
I think this kind of people should be looped using some programmers soap so that in next future they can control themselves.... :)

Answer 19

no it int

Answer 20

date a programmer, coz they sad even if they just losta 'dot' in their programm, how if they lost you who wil be their future program? they will crazy