Answer 1

Humor:
1. Acquire a machete
2. Into the handle, carve a crescent moon, then stab it twice with a Phillips screwdriver.
Congratulations, you now have a c++ hacking tool, good for dense undergrowth, zombies and surprise Pythons.

What I've seen linked a lot:
https://www.sololearn.com/discuss/563537/?ref=app