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Programming Joke :: Is programming the oldest profession in the World? What do you think?

A Physician, an Engineer, and a Programmer were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The physician remarked, "Well, in the Bible, […] God created Eve from a rib taken out of Adam. This clearly required surgery...." The Engineer interrupted, and said, "but even earlier in the book of Genesis, it states that God created the order of the heavens and the earth from out of the chaos... - that is Engineering!" Lastly, the programmer said, "Who created the chaos?" :: That is programming!

25th Sep 2017, 10:21 AM
Femyk
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// at first, there was silence. God obj = new God(); // and then God was initialised.
25th Sep 2017, 10:32 AM
Hatsy Rei
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Show a person a code, frustrate him for a day. Teach a person to code, frustrate him for a lifetime.
26th Sep 2017, 3:21 AM
Dragon Slayer Xavier
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Now I wish to.know who created this 'God' class... :)
25th Sep 2017, 11:39 AM
Solo Wanderer 4315
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The "God" class has always existed
25th Sep 2017, 12:21 PM
David Akhihiero
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In ancient ages, there existed an electron cloud which was shaped in such a way that the charges in it formed a pattern leading to a binary sequence which formed the God class. This God class created and called many functions and classes to beautify and give life to this whole world. Its surely a programmer's deed. Now don’t dare to ask who that programmer was!!!
26th Sep 2017, 3:31 AM
cHiRaG GhOsH
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"In the beginning, there was the command line.."
27th Sep 2017, 5:50 AM
noobcøder
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//there was nothing //accept of the great programmer //he typed in cpp #include <iostream> #incluse<godstream> string god cout<<"god created the universe..."; return 0; //and that is how everything was created
25th Sep 2017, 2:49 PM
Mihail
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* Quote (@Kinshuk Vasisht): >> "Now I wish to.know who created this 'God' class... :)" Well, programmer did! xD
26th Sep 2017, 11:57 PM
noobcøder
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#include<iostream> #include"Force.h" #define more(10^10)* #define than (100^10^10)* class God{ Animal life[infinity]; Planets universe[more than infinity]; Other humans[7 billion] public: void createUniverse(){ for(int i =0; i < more than infinity; i++) universe[i] = randomPlanet(); } void createLife(){ for(int i =0; i < infinity; i++) life[i] = randomLife(); } void createHumans(){ human[0] = new Eva(); human[0] = new Adam(); } ...... The real Power of God ...................... createDevil... }; void main(){ God god; god.start(); return 0; } i dont write more the text is to big to read ;D
26th Sep 2017, 1:03 PM
ShadoWhy DE
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in 3 billion years we write a god class. xD matrix style. xD
28th Sep 2017, 7:09 PM
ShadoWhy DE
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