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Things to Never Say to an I.T. Person (Joke)

1. My computer couldn't find my printer, but it's RIGHT NEXT TO IT!!! 2. I downloaded more memory from www.getmoreram.com! Have you tried it? 3. Hi, I just deleted a file, and NOW I CAN'T FIND IT!!! HELP!!! 4. I have a problem with my computer: The Internet is broken. 5. Please fix my laptop. 6. Hi, this app just stopped. Can you start it again? 7. My keyboard isn't working. Can you get me a new one? 8. My phone just froze even though it's not cold in here. Why? 9. How do you do control-alt-delete? 10. My computer said it was overheating so I poured some ice water on it. Now it doesn't work at all! Can you buy me a new computer? 11. Can you hack Trump's Twitter account for me? I hope you liked these jokes! Feel free to post more below!

24th Jan 2018, 3:40 AM
Erik Johanson
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1. I bought PC without mouse because I dislike mouse. can I use dog or cat? 2. I pressed windows button, but it not showed a window. 3. how I can change blue-screen mode to red-screen mode?
27th Jul 2017, 4:46 PM
Amethyst Animion
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"Sir there are apparently 900 sheep in my phone! "No! It is 900MB RAM!"
28th Jul 2017, 1:49 AM
👑 Prometheus 🇸🇬
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Good ones! 1 and 10 are very good.
27th Jul 2017, 4:50 PM
Krishna Teja Yeluripati
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Very good joke, I bought a computer, a keyboard, a mouse, and A monitor. On the screen it shows only My Computer. Where are the others? There is a run button but there is no stop button. If we start running, how can we stop? On the keyboard there is a symbol of A. I press it and it displays a. Please check it. My son is the monitor of his class. Can I attach him to my computer?
28th Jul 2017, 8:47 AM
Dragon Slayer Xavier
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*Calls over the phone* "What is wrong with my computer?!"
27th Jul 2017, 4:49 PM
Manual - avatar
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27th Jul 2017, 12:15 PM
Art456 - avatar
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One of the most LoL jokes. My father and I couldn't stop LoL
27th Jul 2017, 3:58 PM
Siddharth Saraf
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Can't stop laughing.
27th Jul 2017, 3:26 PM
Dragon Slayer Xavier
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Keyboard disconnected. Press any key to continue.
29th Jul 2017, 4:23 PM
Yasir Khan
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I cannot take credit for this one, but it dates back to making fun of MS-DOS days: [A]bort, [R]etry, [I]nfluence with Hammer>
28th Jul 2017, 3:05 PM
Katie (Ctrl-Alt-Cuteness)
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@Yasir Khan that's Error Keyboard not Found. Press F5 to continue.
30th Jul 2017, 2:33 PM
Dragon Slayer Xavier
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Memory and storage are the same thing.
28th Jul 2017, 1:34 PM
Corey - avatar
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You guys laugh, but I can often hear such phrases at work... I have downloaded a file from internet, but it's unused, how can I bring it back? I have pressed some key and everything disappeared! and... DO SOMETHING, YOU ARE A PROGRAMMER!!!
24th Jan 2018, 5:11 AM
Petr Leliaev
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The server is too tired. The computer is getting exhausted.
24th Jan 2018, 1:45 PM
Ismail - avatar
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joke:-- how to download Nvidia Tesla k80 24gb GDDR5 Graphics Card from internet, because I have 40 gb Toshiba internal HDD ,and my PC has only 256 mb of inbuilt graphics. and has 512 mb ram
24th Jan 2018, 3:16 PM
Sarvesh Barbate
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joke -- my pc has 60 gb internal HDD ,and I want to expand up to 900 gb , please send a link for a software to expand internal HDD Space
24th Jan 2018, 3:20 PM
Sarvesh Barbate
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:D :D :D sweet jokes...
31st Jul 2017, 8:02 AM
Zar Ni Myo
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1. The key "F1" doesn't type F1. Fix this. 2. My computer says Windows 10, but there are only 4 windows. 3. I lost control of my keyboard. I press "Ctrl" key, but nothing happened. 4. Your "Delete" key deletes letter in front of it, not behind. 5. How I type bracket? 6. You IT person, but I no like tea. Could you be IU person? 7. HELP! I press big red X and all my stuff close!
16th Jul 2018, 4:48 PM
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LOL 😂😂
25th Sep 2018, 1:19 AM
SK Sai
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20th Mar 2019, 3:24 PM
Md Juyaul
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