Programing jokes thread, post your best = )
I really like the sense of community here and I was thinking it would be good to have a bit of a laugh, as we are all working hard learning new languages. I will start with a few. Q. Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A. Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25. The best thing about a Boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit. Q: "Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" A: Inheritance. “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” very long pause…. “Java.” All programmers are playwrights, and all computers are lousy actors. The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer. Q. Why do java developers wear glasses? A. Because they can't C#.