[OFF Topic]ComputerJokes

Question

So... everyone has seen the previous jokes.
They are funny, hiding the real meanings on the inside. But what if a computer can understand a joke???(btw will smith already did that with Sophia...)
Unfortunately we aren’t capable of coding tons and tons of very compact codes...

So here is the challenge
Make a Code that can Joke
But when it jokes it must be related to the input of the user
For instance
userinput= are you binary?
Computer= my answer is 1,
No im decimal

Answer 1

post something code related !!