A programmer and a lawyer were out in the savannah,
to refresh and rejuvenate their minds:
when suddenly, a lion appeared out of the dusty grass
and steadily charged towards the two professionals!
The programmer, being the more logical thinker,
took out his running_shoes and hastily put them on:
The lawyer shouted at him,
"Ohh dear! the shoes won't help you to OUTRUN the lion!"
The Programmer was like,
" True ! but they will surely help me to OUTRUN you!"
<^> Respect To Programmers <^>
If both guys have had unite their forces against the lion, they would make the animal run way. Obviously the programmer doesn't care of his friend in low.
Three guys in a safari camp. One of them is having a problem on his mind and goes for a walk. After a while the other two are talking:
- I wonder what's eating him...
