A programmer and a lawyer were out in the savannah,
to refresh and rejuvenate their minds:
when suddenly, a lion appeared out of the dusty grass
and steadily charged towards the two professionals!
The programmer, being the more logical thinker,
took out his running_shoes and hastily put them on:
The lawyer shouted at him,
"Ohh dear! the shoes won't help you to OUTRUN the lion!"
The Programmer was like,
" True ! but they will surely help me to OUTRUN you!"
<^> Respect To Programmers <^>