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[Joke] World Wide Web conversation

Wikipedia: "I know everything!" YouTube: "I see everything!" Google: "I can find everything!" Facebook: "I know everybody!" Internet: "Without me you are nothing!" Electricity: "Keep talking, dummies." Thanks for all the likes.๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

1/13/2017 1:24:35 PM

Jayden Webb

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what is the most evil thing u can do to a programmer? secretly remove one(;) from his programme :p

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Bill Gates : "I'm saving up for a new lamborgini" <^> 3 seconds later <^> "Done! " ME: "I'm saving up for a new 16gb ram laptop" <^> 3 years later<^> "SAVING ERROR :404" <^>a Kidney transplant later <^> "DONE! "

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Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter. Son: then Ok. Dad goes o Bill Gates. Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. Bill Gates: Than ok Dad goes to the President of the World Bank. Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank. President:No Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates. President: Then OK

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@ @ @ A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, โ€œCanโ€™t you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!โ€ To which the man replies, โ€œI am a programmer. We donโ€™t worry about warnings; we only worry about errors.โ€ Thanks all for like โœŒโœŒโœŒโœŒโœŒ

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once Einstein's wife asked him how she looking he replied she is looking 1by cos c wife: What! Einstein: means 'sec c' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Wife: "My favorite number is 10!" Binary: "Mine is also 00001010!" Wife: "What?" Hex: "'A' is my favorite number too!" Wife: "What?"

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<^> PYTHON is the NEW king of the DJANGO. <^>

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I was once living very actively - playing football, tennis, participating into car races. Sometimes I would play poker and pool. But later somebody stole my PC and that was it...

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This is ultimate for all drinkers. A cop stops a drunk man and ask "how high are you?" The man replies. "That is wrong english. You should say 'Hi how are you?'"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

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Routers: Why is it so hard for everybody to just BE QUIET for a minute?!

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Programmer #1: Why do PERL developers wear glasses? Programmer #2: I don't know, why?... Programmer #1: Because they can't C#!! ^_^

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liked it so up voted two times...

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- โ€œKnock, knock.โ€ - โ€œWhoโ€™s there?โ€ Very long pauseโ€ฆ - โ€œJava.โ€

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Hide and seek champion ; Since 1958

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Water: You guys have it all figured out. -bErN

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and along came a fiber....and frightened traditional transistors away.

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Facebook: "I feed off your life." Youtube: "I feed off your desire." Google: "I feed off your concerns." Wikipedia: "I feed off your knowledge." Tumblr: "I feed off your nudes."

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Hello World :the beginning of every enthusiastic programmer that wasn't sure how to get around

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A SQL-query goes into a bar. It walks up to two tables and asks: "Can I join you?"

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