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[Joke] World Wide Web conversation

Wikipedia: "I know everything!" YouTube: "I see everything!" Google: "I can find everything!" Facebook: "I know everybody!" Internet: "Without me you are nothing!" Electricity: "Keep talking, dummies." Thanks for all the likes.👍👍👍

1/13/2017 1:24:35 PM

Spydr

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what is the most evil thing u can do to a programmer? secretly remove one(;) from his programme :p

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Bill Gates : "I'm saving up for a new lamborgini" <^> 3 seconds later <^> "Done! " ME: "I'm saving up for a new 16gb ram laptop" <^> 3 years later<^> "SAVING ERROR :404" <^>a Kidney transplant later <^> "DONE! "

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Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter. Son: then Ok. Dad goes o Bill Gates. Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. Bill Gates: Than ok Dad goes to the President of the World Bank. Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank. President:No Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates. President: Then OK

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@ @ @ A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, “Can’t you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!” To which the man replies, “I am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings; we only worry about errors.” Thanks all for like ✌✌✌✌✌

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once Einstein's wife asked him how she looking he replied she is looking 1by cos c wife: What! Einstein: means 'sec c' 😂😂😂😂

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Wife: "My favorite number is 10!" Binary: "Mine is also 00001010!" Wife: "What?" Hex: "'A' is my favorite number too!" Wife: "What?"

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<^> PYTHON is the NEW king of the DJANGO. <^>

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I was once living very actively - playing football, tennis, participating into car races. Sometimes I would play poker and pool. But later somebody stole my PC and that was it...

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This is ultimate for all drinkers. A cop stops a drunk man and ask "how high are you?" The man replies. "That is wrong english. You should say 'Hi how are you?'"😂😜👌

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Routers: Why is it so hard for everybody to just BE QUIET for a minute?!

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Programmer #1: Why do PERL developers wear glasses? Programmer #2: I don't know, why?... Programmer #1: Because they can't C#!! ^_^

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liked it so up voted two times...

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- “Knock, knock.” - “Who’s there?” Very long pause… - “Java.”

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Hide and seek champion ; Since 1958

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and along came a fiber....and frightened traditional transistors away.

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Water: You guys have it all figured out. -bErN

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Hello World :the beginning of every enthusiastic programmer that wasn't sure how to get around

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Facebook: "I feed off your life." Youtube: "I feed off your desire." Google: "I feed off your concerns." Wikipedia: "I feed off your knowledge." Tumblr: "I feed off your nudes."

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A SQL-query goes into a bar. It walks up to two tables and asks: "Can I join you?"