[Joke] World Wide Web conversation | Sololearn: Learn to code for FREE!

+541

[Joke] World Wide Web conversation

Wikipedia: "I know everything!" YouTube: "I see everything!" Google: "I can find everything!" Facebook: "I know everybody!" Internet: "Without me you are nothing!" Electricity: "Keep talking, dummies." Thanks for all the likes.πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

1/13/2017 1:24:35 PM

Jayden Webb

132 Answers

New Answer

+109

what is the most evil thing u can do to a programmer? secretly remove one(;) from his programme :p

+295

Bill Gates : "I'm saving up for a new lamborgini" <^> 3 seconds later <^> "Done! " ME: "I'm saving up for a new 16gb ram laptop" <^> 3 years later<^> "SAVING ERROR :404" <^>a Kidney transplant later <^> "DONE! "

+216

Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter. Son: then Ok. Dad goes o Bill Gates. Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. Bill Gates: Than ok Dad goes to the President of the World Bank. Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank. President:No Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates. President: Then OK

+201

@ @ @ A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, β€œCan’t you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!” To which the man replies, β€œI am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings; we only worry about errors.” Thanks all for like ✌✌✌✌✌

+95

once Einstein's wife asked him how she looking he replied she is looking 1by cos c wife: What! Einstein: means 'sec c' πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

+86

Wife: "My favorite number is 10!" Binary: "Mine is also 00001010!" Wife: "What?" Hex: "'A' is my favorite number too!" Wife: "What?"

+78

<^> PYTHON is the NEW king of the DJANGO. <^>

+76

This is ultimate for all drinkers. A cop stops a drunk man and ask "how high are you?" The man replies. "That is wrong english. You should say 'Hi how are you?'"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ‘Œ

+75

I was once living very actively - playing football, tennis, participating into car races. Sometimes I would play poker and pool. But later somebody stole my PC and that was it...

+64

Routers: Why is it so hard for everybody to just BE QUIET for a minute?!

+51

Programmer #1: Why do PERL developers wear glasses? Programmer #2: I don't know, why?... Programmer #1: Because they can't C#!! ^_^

+44

liked it so up voted two times...

+43

- β€œKnock, knock.” - β€œWho’s there?” Very long pause… - β€œJava.”

+36

Hide and seek champion ; Since 1958

+32

Water: You guys have it all figured out. -bErN

+30

and along came a fiber....and frightened traditional transistors away.

+26

Facebook: "I feed off your life." Youtube: "I feed off your desire." Google: "I feed off your concerns." Wikipedia: "I feed off your knowledge." Tumblr: "I feed off your nudes."

+26

A SQL-query goes into a bar. It walks up to two tables and asks: "Can I join you?"

+25

Hello World :the beginning of every enthusiastic programmer that wasn't sure how to get around

+23

where is the part when the electricity shut all of them down?? xD