[JOKE] Let's tell some funny jokes :)

Question

Who don't like jokes? Tell one funny joke. I'll start with one...
There were 2 programmers and one asked another to borrow him 1000 dollars, another one said, "I'll borrow you 1024 to make it round" 😝😝😝

Answer 1

https://www.sololearn.com/discuss/124941/?ref=app

Answer 2

Hope nobody gets mad at me for this one.
A man is smoking a cigarette. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and shouts, “Can’t you see the warning on he cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!(it’s true)
The man replies, “I am a programmer, and we don’t worry about warnings, we only worry about errors.

Answer 3

Or this,
Have you heard about the new programming language being released tomorrow? It can finish an infinite loop in 6 seconds!

Answer 4

What’s hardware?
The part of the computer you can kick!

Answer 5

Similar threads already exists.
https://www.sololearn.com/discuss/104209/?ref=app
https://www.sololearn.com/discuss/95729/?ref=app
https://www.sololearn.com/discuss/167852/?ref=app
https://www.sololearn.com/discuss/134438/?ref=app
https://www.sololearn.com/discuss/181398/?ref=app
https://www.sololearn.com/discuss/157454/?ref=app

Answer 6

https://i.imgur.com/uWFOoEN.jpg