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The best Jokes about Programming
Two bytes meet.Ā The first byte asks, āAre you ill?āĀ Ā The second byte replies, āNo, just feeling a bit off.ā ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eight bytes walk into a bar.Ā The bartender asks, āCan I get you anything?ā āYeah,ā reply the bytes.Ā āMake us a double.ā ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q. How did the programmer die in the shower? A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university.
After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a womanās breast.
Woman: Hey! Thatās private OK ?
The man hesitated for a second looking confused.
Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None ā Itās a hardware problem
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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?Ā
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
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There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who donāt.
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A programmer walks to the butcher shop and buys a kilo of meat.Ā An hour later he comes back upset that the butcher shortchanged him by 24 grams.
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āKnock, knock.ā
āWhoās there?ā
very long pauseā¦.
āJava.ā
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Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
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All programmers are playwrights, and all computers are lousy actors.
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Have you heard about the new Cray super computer?Ā Itās so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.
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The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
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āI just saw my life flash before my eyes and all I could see was a close tagā¦ā
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@Alex, LMAO
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Third one was superb!
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@Alex HAHAH ROFL