[OFF-TOPIC] How to suck the blood out of a vampire?

Question

Just for fun, shoot with solutions :)

Answer 1

byte him with Python ?
or
use an SQL injection ?

Answer 2

Call Ruby (from anime "RWBY") to cut him with her scythe or put garlic in his Java coffee??

Answer 3

I tried to compile my code but 'vampire' was not defined, please help D: D:

Answer 4

Vampires dom't exist. Only some kind of reptilian alien that eats humans. =)

Answer 5

I think someone has misinformed you how vampires are supposed to work ;). If you have a Welcome mat, remove it.

According to folklore, vampires suffer from arithmomania...a need to compulsively count (the probable origin of Sesame Street's The Count). Pouring rice, seed or grains around your house would stop the vampire - hopefully until sunrise - and including tacks, pins or nails made the vampire start over.

Perhaps the blood comes from the pinpricks...but what that is in code...little pointy things? Decimals?

Answer 6

Holly cow, the first answeres like strip your weapons already. Awesome! Can anybody beat Neeraj?