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experience?",1,2,""]); flow.push(["Know people in
the industry?",16,5,""]); flow.push(["Willing to start
at the bottom?",17,3,""]); flow.push(["Do you have morals",18,4,""]); flow.push(["Are you
attractive?",20,19,""]); flow.push(["Apply to 1,000
job postings.
Are you hired?",21,6,""]); flow.push(["Apply some more
(Cry a bit)
Are you hired?",21,18,""]); flow.push(["",15,14,""]); flow.push(["",13,9,""]); flow.push(["",13,10,""]); flow.push(["",13,18,""]); flow.push(["",20,16,""]); flow.push(["",21,18,""]); flow.push(["",13,18,""]); flow.push(["",18,22,""]); flow.push(["",19,18,""]); flow.push(["END_ok",0,0,"Scratch their backs til
they scratch yours."]); flow.push(["END_ok",0,0,"Get an intership,
work for free."]); flow.push(["END_ok",0,0,"Give up,
drive to McDonalds"]); flow.push(["END_ok",0,0,"Lie on resume,
fake it til
you make it."]); flow.push(["END_ok",0,0,"Get an interview,
dress up sexy,
good luck."]); flow.push(["END_ok",0,0,"Consider yourself lucky!"]); $(document).ready(function() { $("body").delegate("#again","click",function() { $("#again").hide(); $(".questions,.check,.dontcheck").remove(); show(0); }); $("body").delegate(".yesno","click",function() { classname = ($(this).attr("class").split(" "))[1]; $(".yesno").fadeTo(300,0,function() { $(".yesno").remove(); }); h = $(this).parent().height()+11; next = $(this).data("index"); rand = Math.floor(Math.random()*5000); $(this).parent().append("

"); if (classname=="yes") { $(".questions").stop().animate({ "left":"+=201px", "top":"-="+(71+h)+"px" },600,"linear",function() { }); $("#l_"+rand).stop().animate({ "width":"105px" },600,"linear",function() { show(next); }); } else { $(".questions").stop().animate({ "left":"-=201px", "top":"-="+(71+h)+"px" },600,"linear",function() { }); $("#l_"+rand).stop().animate({ "width":"105px" },600,"linear",function() { show(next); }); } }); ww = $(window).width(); wh = $(window).height(); show(0); }); function show(c) { current = c; var f = flow[c]; var q = f[0]; if (q.substr(0,3)=="END") { q = q.substr(4); comment = f[3]; l = parseInt((ww-264)/2); html = "

"+comment+"

"; $("#main").append(html); $("#q_"+c).fadeTo(400,1,function() { $("#again").show(); }); } else { var yes = f[1]; var no = f[2]; var nl = q.split("
").length; if (qtop===0) { qtop = parseInt((wh-(23)*nl)/2)-60; } l = parseInt((ww-264)/2); rand = Math.floor(Math.random()*5000); html = "

"+q+"

YES

"; $("#main").append(html); $("#q_"+rand).fadeTo(400,1,function() { $(".yesno").fadeTo(300,1,function() { }); }); } }

How to get a Work - Interactive Flowchart