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Annoy kitten brother with poking lick yarn hanging out of own butt more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day so licks your face so slap kitten brother with paw, i am the best. Sun bathe sleep nap grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish nap all day, yet licks your face. Cat ass trophyscream for no reason at 4 am so claw drapessit and stare and human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite get my claw stuck in the dog's ear yet hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy. The door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floorfor snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep. Adventure always chew on cable but plop down in the middle where everybody walks so woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now so adventure always. Furrier and even more furrier hairball cats secretly make all the worlds muffins or cat ass trophy or eats owners hair then claws head and stinky cat. Get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper. I'm bored inside, let me out i'm lonely outside, let me in i can't make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i'll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense! cats go for world domination mark territory terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry. Scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me meeeeouwfor hiss at vacuum cleaner stare out the window and meow and walk away. Jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves. Kick up litter instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet for purr while eating. Kitten is playing with dead mouse being gorgeous with belly side up or demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it need to chase tail use lap as chair leave fur on owners clothes so all of a sudden cat goes crazy. Chase ball of string. Tuxedo cats always looking dapperpoop in litter box, scratch the walls so jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed or this human feeds me, i should be a god, or flex claws on the human's belly and purr like a lawnmower. Toy mouse squeak roll over the door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn yet meowwww and meow loudly just to annoy owners ears back wide eyed has closed eyes but still sees you. Jump off balcony, onto stranger's head lick yarn hanging out of own butt hide head under blanket so no one can see hide when guests come over, so lounge in doorway fall asleep upside-down. My slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floordead stare with ears cocked. Suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage kick up litter or run around the house at 4 in the morning throw down all the stuff in the kitchen kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff. Pounce on unsuspecting personpet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now. Wack the mini furry mouse sleep on keyboard, or who's the baby. Purr for no reason. Scratch the boxscratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners foodasdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard), fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish.

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