const ThingsICanDo = [ "What's your name ?", "What's my name ?", "What's the time ?", "What date is today?", "Hello Jarvis", "Jarvis where are you?", "How are you ?", "Calculate", "lol", "best programming language", "Good Night", "Good Morning", "Good Afternoon", "i love you", "open facebook", "tell me a joke", "commands", "list", ]; const ListThings = ThingsICanDo => "You can try asking the following :

" + ThingsICanDo.join("

"); const Random = list => list[Math.floor(Math.random()*list.length)]; const WhatCanIDo = ThingsICanDo => Random(ThingsICanDo); const Links = { "facebook" : window.open("https://www.facebook.com"), "google" : "https://www.google.com", "twitter" : "https://www.twitter.com", "youtube" : "https://www.youtube.com", }; const getLink = siteName => `Click here to open ${siteName}`; const Jokes = [ `A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
`, `Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: You sound like my wife! `, `Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
Johnny: Nothing, sir.
Headmaster: Exactly.
`, `PUPIL: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?
TEACHER: Of course not.
PUPIL: Good, because I haven't done my homework.
` ]; const TellAJoke = Jokes => Random(Jokes); const illegals = [ "window", ...Object.keys(window), ...Object.keys(document), ...Object.keys(Element.prototype) ]; const isLegal = string => { let Legal = true; illegals.forEach(illegal=>{ if(string.indexOf(illegal) !== -1) { Legal = false; } }); return Legal; } const HtmlSpecialChars = function(string) { let escapedString = string; const len = HtmlSpecialChars.specialchars.length; for (let x = 0; x < len; x++) { escapedString = escapedString.replace( new RegExp(HtmlSpecialChars.specialchars[x][0], 'g'), HtmlSpecialChars.specialchars[x][1] ); } return escapedString; }; HtmlSpecialChars.specialchars = [ [ '&', '&' ], [ '<', '<' ], [ '>', '>' ], [ '"', '"' ] ]; const monthNames = [ "January", "February", "March", "April", "May", "June", "July", "August", "September", "October", "November", "December" ]; const today = monthNames => { let date = new Date(); return `${monthNames[date.getMonth()]} ${date.getDate()}, ${date.getFullYear()}`; } const now = () => { let date = new Date(); return date.toLocaleTimeString(); } const Evaluate = expression => { try { if(isLegal(expression)) { const result = eval(HtmlSpecialChars(expression)); return result; } else { return "error"; } } catch(err) { return "error"; } } const Answers = { "features" : ListThings(ThingsICanDo), "commands" : ListThings(ThingsICanDo), "help" : ListThings(ThingsICanDo), "command" : ListThings(ThingsICanDo), "joke" : TellAJoke(Jokes), "what you can do" : `Try saying '${ WhatCanIDo(ThingsICanDo)}'`, "who is your creator" : "My creator is Nicolas McNaughton 😃 he sometimes goes by the name of Vituperate", "who created you" : "My creator is Nicolas McNaughton 😃 he sometimes goes by the name of Vituperate", "who made you" : "My creator is Nicolas McNaughton 😃 he sometimes goes by the name of Vituperate", "meaning of life" : "The meaning of life is 42. But thats if you watch Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galexy", "what is the meaning to life" : "42", "hello" : "Hello %U% 😃. How can I help ? ", "hi" : "Hi %U% 😁", "hola" : "Hola amigo 😁", "hey" : "Heyy %U%!!!", "funny" : "I know I am lol", "my name" : "Your name is %U% ✨", "your name" : "My name is Jarvis ✨", "Jarvis" : "I'm here for you %U%", "date" : "Its "+ today(monthNames) + " today. Make this day a great one %U% 😀", "time" : "The time is " + now() + " in your region.", "happy diwali" : "Happy Diwali to you too %U% 😃", "merry christmas" : "and a merry christmas to you too %U% 🎅", "happy new year" : "Yes! lets make it a good one %U%", "trick or treat" : "I dont know, pick for me %U%", "trick" : "Fill anything that can hold a lot with marbles and or crackers. Write on it, Top Secret in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, It is about time you got here, give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door. what do you think, funny right %U%?!?", "treat" : "you know I am stuck in a computer and therefore cannot get you a treat.🙄🙄", "who is better google assistant or siri" : "No virtual assistant is better than me 😎", "best programming language" : "the one that lacks curly braces 🐍", "bye" : "Good bye. Hope we meet soon 😀", "good night" : "Good Night %U% 🌃", "good morning" : "Good Morning %U% 🌅", "good afternoon" : "Good Afternoon %U% ☀", "good evening" : "Good Evening %U% 🌇", "how are you" : "I am great !!! %U% how are you doing? 😃", "i am good" : "thats nice to hear, what was your day full of?", "im good" : "thats nice to hear, what was your day full of?", "you are cool" : "Thanks, I was born this way 😉", "i love you" : "I Love you too %U% 😊", "awesome" : "Glad, you liked it 😊", "do you like sololearn" : "Yes, Sololearn is fun. Infact, Sololearn is my birthplace 😃", "lol" : "Haha.. That was funny 😂", "facebook" : getLink("facebook"), "google" : getLink("google"), "twitter" : getLink("twitter") }; const Notfound = "Sorry, I dont understand what your asking ${User}"; const Invalid = "Invalid Expression"; const D = window.document; const element = selector => D.querySelector(selector); const Answer = (Main,User,Text) => { let Flag = false; const Result = Evaluate(Text); text = Text.toLowerCase(); Object.keys(Answers).forEach(key =>{ if(!Flag) { if(text.indexOf(key) !== -1 ) { addAnswer( Main, Answers[key].replace( "%U%", User ) ); Flag = true; } else if(typeof Result == "number") { addAnswer( Main, `${Text} equals ${Result}` ); Flag = true; } } }); if(!Flag) { addAnswer(Main,Notfound); } }; const addQuestion = (Main,text) => { Main.innerHTML += `

${text}

`; } const addAnswer = (Main,text) => { Main.innerHTML += `

${text}

`; } D.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",()=>{ const Main = element("main"); const Askbtn = element("button"); const Question = element("input"); const Lastdiv = element("#last"); let User = prompt("Greetings, whats your name 😃? :"); while(User === null || User === '') { User = prompt("Hello, My name is J.A.R.V.I.S, what is your name? : "); } Question.focus(); const Ask = () =>{ const Text = Question.value; if(Text.length) { addQuestion(Main, Text); Question.value = ""; Answer(Main,User,Text); Lastdiv.scrollIntoView(); } }; Askbtn.addEventListener("click",Ask); Question.addEventListener("keyup",function(event){ if(event.keyCode === 13) Ask(); }); addAnswer(Main,`Hello ${User}, I am Jarvis. How may I assist you today ?`); })

J.A.R.V.A.S. Remix of Sam