+ 33

What's your favorite programming quote?

I was searching something I stumbled into top programming quote out of other I preferred this one. So what's your favorite? please do share. "Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind." - Donald Knuth

22nd Feb 2017, 4:03 PM
Ram chandra Giri
Ram chandra Giri - avatar
32 Answers
+ 33
"Life is Binary, you're either a 1 or a 0, alive or dead" Tim Robbins from the movie "Antitrust".
22nd Feb 2017, 4:19 PM
Thomas A. Beaudry
Thomas A. Beaudry - avatar
+ 23
This is also a good one. GOD is REAL, unless declared INTEGER.
5th Mar 2017, 4:00 PM
Ram chandra Giri
Ram chandra Giri - avatar
+ 21
"Hello World"
23rd Feb 2017, 3:50 AM
Infamous Blader
Infamous Blader - avatar
+ 19
if u argue with a boy u can either be 1 or 0 but if u argue with a girl u can only be 0
24th Feb 2017, 6:04 AM
Ronit Kumar
Ronit Kumar - avatar
+ 17
there are "10" types of people in the world those who understand binary and those who don't..
23rd Feb 2017, 6:22 AM
Vishwajeet Sharma
Vishwajeet Sharma - avatar
+ 16
The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.
23rd Feb 2017, 4:15 PM
sonali
sonali - avatar
+ 15
If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.- Edsger Dijkstra
24th Feb 2017, 3:35 AM
$#!^!
$#!^! - avatar
+ 15
a good programmer, always is in doubt of his code
25th Feb 2017, 8:42 AM
Ghena Ramascan
Ghena Ramascan - avatar
+ 14
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." Rick Cook “In the information age, the barriers just aren’t there,” he said. “The barriers are self-imposed. If you want to set off and go develop some grand new thing, you don’t need millions of dollars of capitalization. You need enough pizza and Diet Coke to stick in your refrigerator, a cheap PC to work on, and the dedication to go through with it. We slept on floors. We waded across rivers.” John Carmack
22nd Feb 2017, 4:05 PM
Marco Bimbati
Marco Bimbati - avatar
+ 12
"When my friends asked me for a return gift on their birthday I told them ' I'm void ' xp"
24th Feb 2017, 9:48 AM
Anish Dasgupta
Anish Dasgupta - avatar
+ 10
"Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen." - Edward V Berard
22nd Feb 2017, 4:21 PM
Brennan Donaldson
Brennan Donaldson - avatar
+ 10
Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. -Michael Sinz 😉😉😉😉 funny one
24th Feb 2017, 3:36 AM
$#!^!
$#!^! - avatar
+ 9
A coder is just another "artist" who creates things out of logic and numbers.
23rd Feb 2017, 7:52 PM
Black Temple
Black Temple - avatar
+ 9
“Only a Coder knows how to communicate with a Device well!" :-] :-D [[Made by me Right Now! ]] :-D :-)
23rd Mar 2017, 10:18 AM
Harshit Gupta
Harshit Gupta - avatar
+ 8
It worked yesterday.
23rd Feb 2017, 7:13 AM
Štembera Michal
+ 8
You are semi colon to my statements;
24th Feb 2017, 8:12 AM
Kiran Kyasa
Kiran Kyasa - avatar
+ 7
"Deez Nutz" -MrCoder 2017
23rd Feb 2017, 7:27 AM
MrCoder
MrCoder - avatar
+ 7
You're the CSS to my HTML
3rd Mar 2017, 5:22 AM
Angel Myanie
Angel Myanie - avatar
+ 5
When in doubt, YOLO.
22nd Feb 2017, 5:22 PM
NickB
NickB - avatar
+ 5
A good programmer will always look BOTH WAYS before crossing a ONE WAY street
6th Jan 2018, 12:33 PM
I'm_Groot
I'm_Groot - avatar