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<^> Top 10 replies by programmers, when their codes don't work <^>

0. It works on my machine. 1. Did you check for virus in your machine? 2. It must be a hardware problem. 3. It has never done that before. 4. How is that possible! 5. What did you type in wrong, to cause it to crash? 6. You can't use that version in your system. 7. I haven't touched that module in weeks. 8. I can't test everything. 9. Somebody must have changed my code. <^> what reasons do you give or get? <^>

20th Jan 2017, 11:32 AM
<^>washika D<^>
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21 Answers
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10. I put that bug on purpose! ^_^
21st Jan 2017, 5:05 PM
Valen.H. ~
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+ 36
I love how the list starts with 0
20th Jan 2017, 11:55 AM
David Sebastian Keshvi Illiakis
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+ 18
It's not a bug, it's a feature :-P
21st Jan 2017, 8:28 PM
Niels Koomen
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+ 17
It's a self-termination feature to avoid harm on your system.
20th Jan 2017, 12:35 PM
Hatsy Rei
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+ 11
It needs funding.
30th Mar 2017, 2:42 PM
Theprogrammers
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+ 11
first must check power supply 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😝😝😝😝😝😝
9th Apr 2017, 5:07 AM
Prashanth Kumar
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+ 10
I only use codes that are supported and I try my codes in different virtual machines before publishing ....so if its not a beta version , it will most likely work 😊
20th Jan 2017, 12:11 PM
Sun
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+ 9
it needs some motivation for the initilization to kick in
29th Mar 2017, 5:40 PM
Theprogrammers
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+ 6
My top reply: "Ok that's all for today"
21st Jan 2017, 6:27 AM
Shahar Levy
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+ 6
10. I use xyz antivirus, install and scan your damn system...lol
2nd Mar 2017, 8:59 AM
Dragon Slayer Xavier
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+ 5
I would think me as a great programmer if my program got to that stage. My program has so many bugs if i decode one 10 more comes. Just For Fun. Sir nice one as always and great replies.
23rd Jan 2017, 2:01 PM
Ram chandra Giri
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+ 5
PEBKAC: Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
21st Feb 2017, 8:59 AM
मानस
+ 4
I agree with cheeze. Love the 0 indexed list lol
21st Jan 2017, 1:32 AM
steven
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+ 4
The best is : It was intended to do that way.
23rd Jan 2017, 6:07 PM
Rishabh Agrawal
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+ 3
sometime its okay to be wrong
21st Jan 2017, 5:38 AM
Sujan Bro
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+ 3
It's not a bug, that's a new feature!
23rd Jan 2017, 4:24 PM
Jean-Dominique Turgeon
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+ 3
Cosmic rays flipped the check bit.
27th Jan 2017, 7:41 AM
Igor B
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+ 2
0 and 4 are my replies when my teacher ask
21st Jan 2017, 4:55 AM
Josh Luwang
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+ 2
oops! give me just a sec to look into it......
22nd Jan 2017, 8:54 PM
CyberScythe
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+ 1
me: dang it! why can't i get this code to work computer: error message: ...you...are an..idiot me: ? ... yeah that makes sense
24th Jan 2017, 7:47 PM
Liam Tang
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