[OFF-TOPIC] How can i get a girlfriend

Question

Lol :)

Answer 1

use python, with pycharm editor to charm them. print out a question asking them out. use an if statement to determine if they said yes. If they did, import a nice restaurant or movie module and use functions from it. from there, print a lot of questions and compliments from a dictionary and don't worry about if statements, with the exception of if they say anything. If they say something, doesn't matter what it is, print out a compliment like "you're so interesting." and then continue with the dictionary list. use a break in the script when the date is over, then spend your time writing a script to maintain a girl friend because this method is flawless and they will fall in love with you.

I know this 100% cuz I'm a girl who is everyone's friend

Answer 2

https://www.sololearn.com/Discuss/134438/joke-behind-every-successful-programmer-is-a-girlfriend-boyfriend-who-doesn-t-exist

Answer 3

@Ahri Fox:

Why not simply use:

<?php require("someGirlFriend"); ?>

If someGirlFriend exists, one is received, without giving any choice :P

Answer 4

Make sure that she is girl first :-D

Answer 5

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Answer 6

Haha

Answer 7

Ahri Fox/K2 Shape/ifl thanks for the answers

Answer 8

Be calm and start coding. You will get a girlfriend.