Programming jokes must read.

Question

This is why you shouldn't marry a programmer:
Wife: I can't open up a jar.
Programmer: Just download and install java.

Answer 1

the programmer got stuck in the shower because the instruction on the shampoo bottle is ...
Lather, Rinse, Repeat...😀😀

Answer 2

And another one, at programming interview:
Recruiter: Why did you leave your last job.
Programmer: The company shifted the office and didn't tell me where it is...

Answer 3

once she asked me:-
me or computer??
n now...
sometimes I really miss her!!!

Answer 4

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