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Programming Jokes

Q: Why do Java developers wear glasses? A: Because they can't c# tnx for the likes 👍☺😉 follow the #programmingjoke for more

21st Jan 2017, 12:31 PM
Moses
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Q: what is an insect that programmers are afraid of A: a bug
22nd Jan 2017, 9:05 PM
Phiri TP
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb. Can't be done, it is a hardware problem.
4th Sep 2017, 3:10 AM
Akshay Jain
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Q: What do python programmers eat? A: Spam and Eggs
7th Sep 2017, 4:37 AM
Phoenix
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Mom: Son go open and read your book Child: fopen("book", "r")
7th Sep 2017, 9:07 AM
Elad Goldenberg
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Why do you like PHP Programs? A:Person is so HaPPy !
5th Sep 2017, 9:29 AM
liuguowang_75
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Q: What do python programmers look for in a good program? A: The Holy Grail, of course!
7th Sep 2017, 4:39 AM
Phoenix
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hi I want coffee pls OK cold or hot I want it hoooooooot I am sorry we do not have cold coffee we just have Java
22nd Jan 2017, 5:12 PM
Hassan Gamal
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There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
11th Sep 2017, 1:55 AM
Artem Ogolets
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What are the versions of Java? Ans. Mar Java, Mit Java, Loot Java (Only Indian can understand) 😊
19th Sep 2017, 3:18 PM
Kunal Sharma
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Q : why boot system is too hard to build? A : becuase they use Assembly
23rd Oct 2018, 12:15 PM
Muhammad Quwais
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my subscription to all langs c++ needs another + c# is this a twitter hash tag ooo this is a their lang Java has a child js the child python or turtle hhhhhhjj
23rd Jan 2017, 7:30 AM
Hassan Gamal
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Q:what does gross programmers eat? A:bugs
4th Sep 2017, 8:00 PM
Alex Helton (Alexboii)
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Tyler Perry's characters in a single movie could use an Array...
22nd Oct 2018, 8:20 PM
William Mabotja
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Q : son! sleep now! A : okay!. #include <windows.h> ; system("reboot -t");
23rd Oct 2018, 12:18 PM
Muhammad Quwais
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Q : son! sleep now! A : okay!. #include <windows.h> ; system("reboot -t");
23rd Oct 2018, 12:19 PM
Muhammad Quwais
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in c# their word is wrong I mean thieve yyyyyuyy I am now a wep debugger
23rd Jan 2017, 7:32 AM
Hassan Gamal
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