Programming Jokes

Question

Q: Why do Java developers wear glasses?
A: Because they can't c#
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Answer 1

Q: what is an insect that programmers are afraid of
A: a bug

Answer 2

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb.
Can't be done, it is a hardware problem.

Answer 3

Q: What do python programmers eat?
A: Spam and Eggs

Answer 4

Mom: Son go open and read your book
Child: fopen("book", "r")

Answer 5

Why do you like PHP Programs?
A:Person is so HaPPy !

Answer 6

Q: What do python programmers look for in a good program?
A: The Holy Grail, of course!

Answer 7

hi I want coffee pls
OK cold or hot
I want it hoooooooot
I am sorry we do not have cold coffee we just have Java

Answer 8

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

Answer 9

What are the versions of Java?
Ans. Mar Java, Mit Java, Loot Java
(Only Indian can understand) 😊

Answer 10

Q : why boot system is too hard to build?
A : becuase they use Assembly

Answer 11

my subscription to all langs
c++ needs another +
c# is this a twitter hash tag ooo this is a their lang
Java has a child
js the child
python or turtle hhhhhhjj

Answer 12

Tyler Perry's characters in a single movie could use an Array...

Answer 13

Q : son! sleep now!
A : okay!. #include <windows.h> ; system("reboot -t");

Answer 14

Q : son! sleep now!
A : okay!. #include <windows.h> ; system("reboot -t");

Answer 15

in c# their word is wrong I mean thieve
yyyyyuyy I am now a wep debugger