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Programming Jokes :-)
Optimist : The glass is half full. Pessimist : The glass is half empty. Coder: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Can you post your favourite programming jokes? I'd love to read them :-D
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions, and have them return :) Also, Chuck can access private methods )))
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Nice. Check this out.
https://code.sololearn.com/W9RRiya4cPGu/?ref=app
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Charan Leo25 wrote: "I have hacked Sololearn"
@Charan Leo25: đ€Łđđ probably it is another way around đ€đđ
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The first programming joke I understood ( thank you SL âș )
Teacher: You're in trouble billy. Write down in a piece of paper "I will not throw paper airplanes in class" 500 times.
Billy hands the teacher a piece of paper that reads:
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main();
{
int x;
for (x=1; x<=500; x++)
{
cout << "I will not throw paper airplanes in class." << endl;
}
}
<!-- First posted by some other dude --> © ?
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programmers don't break hearts..but keyboardsđ
programmers declare variables...not warđđđ
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I won a challenge against Nikolay Nachev
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a man want to be a coder, when he walking around his home, he saw a python.
he asked the python, "What language should I learn if I want to be a coder".
the python answered, "CSS (python's hiss)".
after that day, he become a web designer
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if chuck norris writes a programm in c, it does not compile, it executes immidiately
<< as far as I know: first posted by me >>
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@rabee đ good one , a true SL native inside programming joke ! đđđ
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Hey @Marla ! I just made it to platinum đ I'm telling you cause you seem to be online and we spoke before so you may bare witness to my achievement đ ( I wanted to tell someone ) I was working on a code but it's not ready, I don't know what happened I was gonna wait for later... I became Platinum by accident, anonymously in the night đą if you had not been there, no one would have noticed ... are you there @Marla ? đą
I posted a celebration video on youtube ! You can check it here đ https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ đ
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the phantom of opera
50 shades of #cccccc
mariaDB Stuart
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chuck norris finished this loop correctly:
i=0
while true:
i+=1
print(i)
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Breakups may not hurt, But an ignored semi-colon can.
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chuck norris never gets syntax errors but excuse notes from guido van Rossum (father of python)
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Cpp is way more polite than C, because C has no class
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My favourite
BREAKING NEWS
Bill Gates has resigned as the âChairman of Microsoftâ after receiving an email from Rajinikanth. It reads:
Saar,
I have some questions for youâŠ. Please yanswer them:
Namba wan) The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version?
Namba too) There is yeh âStartâ button⊠but no âStopâ button⊠Rascalaa, where it is?
Namba tree) I have already learned Microsoft Word, when are you âlaanchingâ Microsoft Sentence?
Namba for) There is yeh Recycle bin⊠butâŠthere is nobody coming to collect that bin. Why???
Your name is Bill⊠But in India they orr selling computers without Bill⊠Why???
Yand finally yeh personal question:
Your surname is Gates⊠But you are selling Windows⊠Why??
With Regards,
Rajinikanth
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I'm the world's number 0 programmer
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@Marla đ