99 little bugs in the code.
99 little bugs.
Take one down, patch it around.
127 little bugs in the code!
Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, its a hard ware problem.
Q: Why don't java developers see well?
A: Because they don't C#!
If your happy and you know it syntax error! If your happy and you know it syntax error!
Please comment your jokes, and like!
Chrome: "What are we?"
Internet explorer:
Firefox: "browsers!"
Safari: "browsers!"
Chrome: "What do we want?"
Internet explorer:
Firefox: "Fast internet!"
Safari: "Fast Internet!"
Chrome: "When do we want it?"
Internet explorer: "Browsers!!!"
Firefox: "What's up with that guy?"
Safari: "He's always been like that. Must be genetic..."
As he was leaving the house, the programmer's wife said to him: "While you're out, buy some milk,". He never came home...
A programmer got stuck in the shower. On the soap bottle it said: Lather, Rinse, Repeat.
As the programmer was leaving the house to buy some groceries, his wife said to him: "Buy a bottle of milk, and also if they have eggs, buy a dozen." The programmer came home with thirteen bottles of milk.
why do I hate my compiler?
She ignores all ny comments!
// this is a repost. other reposters dont admit it. I just want to share this so please dont hate me.
Some people could not control their cout << :) or System.out.println. so they always post irrelevant answers.
I think this kind of people should be looped using some programmers soap so that in next future they can control themselves.... :)
