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99 little bugs in the code. 99 little bugs. Take one down, patch it around. 127 little bugs in the code! Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, its a hard ware problem. Q: Why don't java developers see well? A: Because they don't C#! If your happy and you know it syntax error! If your happy and you know it syntax error! Please comment your jokes, and like!
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Chrome: "What are we?" Internet explorer: Firefox: "browsers!" Safari: "browsers!" Chrome: "What do we want?" Internet explorer: Firefox: "Fast internet!" Safari: "Fast Internet!" Chrome: "When do we want it?" Internet explorer: "Browsers!!!" Firefox: "What's up with that guy?" Safari: "He's always been like that. Must be genetic..."
As he was leaving the house, the programmer's wife said to him: "While you're out, buy some milk,". He never came home... A programmer got stuck in the shower. On the soap bottle it said: Lather, Rinse, Repeat.
Q: What do computers, and air conditioners have in common? A: They both become useless when you open up windows
hardware (n.) the only part of a computer you can kick. an SQL query walks into a bar with two tables and asks, "can I join you?"
As the programmer was leaving the house to buy some groceries, his wife said to him: "Buy a bottle of milk, and also if they have eggs, buy a dozen." The programmer came home with thirteen bottles of milk.
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct(31) = Dec(25)
A programmer is a person who compiles coffee into code.
While buying milk, the programmer got an error "out of money"
Programmer in dictionary Programmer /ˈproʊ.ɡræm.ɚ/ (noun) Organism that turns coffee and pizza into software.
why do I hate my compiler? She ignores all ny comments! // this is a repost. other reposters dont admit it. I just want to share this so please dont hate me.
what do you call a computer that can sing? "A DELL"
it is not that funny, but good I love jokes
thank you so much for all this fun :) great app and greatest community ^-^
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Some people could not control their cout << :) or System.out.println. so they always post irrelevant answers. I think this kind of people should be looped using some programmers soap so that in next future they can control themselves.... :)
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date a programmer, coz they sad even if they just losta 'dot' in their programm, how if they lost you who wil be their future program? they will crazy
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