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Funny Programmer Jokes

99 little bugs in the code. 99 little bugs. Take one down, patch it around. 127 little bugs in the code! Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, its a hard ware problem. Q: Why don't java developers see well? A: Because they don't C#! If your happy and you know it syntax error! If your happy and you know it syntax error! Please comment your jokes, and like!

5th Nov 2016, 3:25 PM
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Chrome: "What are we?" Internet explorer: Firefox: "browsers!" Safari: "browsers!" Chrome: "What do we want?" Internet explorer: Firefox: "Fast internet!" Safari: "Fast Internet!" Chrome: "When do we want it?" Internet explorer: "Browsers!!!" Firefox: "What's up with that guy?" Safari: "He's always been like that. Must be genetic..."
5th Nov 2016, 11:17 PM
King_ak47 - avatar
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As he was leaving the house, the programmer's wife said to him: "While you're out, buy some milk,". He never came home... A programmer got stuck in the shower. On the soap bottle it said: Lather, Rinse, Repeat.
5th Nov 2016, 11:10 PM
King_ak47 - avatar
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Q: What do computers, and air conditioners have in common? A: They both become useless when you open up windows
13th Nov 2016, 5:19 PM
Aquarius - avatar
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hardware (n.) the only part of a computer you can kick. an SQL query walks into a bar with two tables and asks, "can I join you?"
6th Nov 2016, 3:20 PM
Hannah T
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As the programmer was leaving the house to buy some groceries, his wife said to him: "Buy a bottle of milk, and also if they have eggs, buy a dozen." The programmer came home with thirteen bottles of milk.
7th Nov 2016, 12:29 AM
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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct(31) = Dec(25)
6th Nov 2016, 6:38 PM
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A programmer is a person who compiles coffee into code.
6th Nov 2016, 9:28 AM
Dako Dimov
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While buying milk, the programmer got an error "out of money"
6th Nov 2016, 2:32 PM
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Programmer in dictionary Programmer /ˈproʊ.ɡræm.ɚ/ (noun) Organism that turns coffee and pizza into software.
6th Nov 2016, 8:56 PM
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why do I hate my compiler? She ignores all ny comments! // this is a repost. other reposters dont admit it. I just want to share this so please dont hate me.
6th Dec 2016, 5:06 AM
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what do you call a computer that can sing? "A DELL"
15th Dec 2016, 7:53 PM
pablo - avatar
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it is not that funny, but good I love jokes
5th Nov 2016, 4:29 PM
Aditya kumar pandey
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thank you so much for all this fun :) great app and greatest community ^-^
25th Dec 2016, 10:22 AM
Tsuni - avatar
I need some help from you
5th Nov 2016, 5:18 PM
bodla vikram
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no it isn't
5th Nov 2016, 10:54 PM
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Hello the rooot
20th Feb 2017, 5:43 AM
Ром Везде Дом
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I have been retyi
20th Feb 2017, 5:43 AM
Ром Везде Дом
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Some people could not control their cout << :) or System.out.println. so they always post irrelevant answers. I think this kind of people should be looped using some programmers soap so that in next future they can control themselves.... :)
6th Nov 2016, 6:41 PM
Ubaidullah Anwar 🇵🇰
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no it int
5th Nov 2016, 10:53 PM
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date a programmer, coz they sad even if they just losta 'dot' in their programm, how if they lost you who wil be their future program? they will crazy
7th Nov 2016, 5:31 AM
Arianda - avatar