Jokes

Question

post your best coding jokes here, make them appropriate though!
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please do post them! I love jokes, and if they are funny enough I might start following you!

Answer 1

Here are some mediocre jokes i heared based on programming
1)
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hide and seek champion since 1958
2)
A programmer is like a modern jesus.
only difference is that he turns caffee into software.
3) (yes this one is a your mama joke)
your mama is so fat the recursive function computing her mass overflowed.
thats all folks...hey i tried ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Answer 2

nice!