Jokes, anyone?

Question

I'm looking for some programming-related jokes. I will feature them along with your name in my new code.

Answer 1

https://www.sololearn.com/discuss/181398/?ref=app
https://www.sololearn.com/discuss/104209/?ref=app
https://www.sololearn.com/discuss/275560/?ref=app
https://www.sololearn.com/discuss/87753/?ref=app

Answer 2

@Kamil
Thanks, Kamil!

Answer 3

How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb in my office where I program?
I'm not sure either, but more than 8 because the light is still out.