IT JOKE

Question

There are two types of people
1.
if(condition)
{
statements;
}
2.
if (condition) {
statements;
}
Only programmers will understand!

Answer 1

What is a web developers favorite snack?
🍪🍪🍪Cookies! 🍪🍪🍪
(Sorry only one I know lol)

Answer 2

There are 10 types of people.
Those who understand binary and those who don't...
I know...old but gold :P

Answer 3

Ah, here one more:
Why are programmers wearing glasses? So they can see sharp.

Answer 4

On vacation, wife asked husband to count kids. He counted and said it's 5 kids.
Wife: What? how 5 ?? must be 6.
Husband: Let's count again - 0,1,2,3,4,5. ))) sorry for English)))

Answer 5

programmers are awesome!

Answer 6

C# programmers

Answer 7

Someone doing it first way?

Answer 8

if (condition) {statements;}

Answer 9

there are three Types programmers people known :
1. return 0; //for false
return 1; //for true
2. return -1; //for false
return 1; //for true
3. return false; //for false
return true; //for true

Answer 10

I like using the first way but I also like when my IDE auto-completes to the second way. I'm both? :P

Answer 11

you forget
if(condition){ statments;} 😀