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IT JOKE - object oriented thinking

A boy was looking at a girl in his class. Girl: That's bad manner Boy: No Girl: why? Boy: Objects in the same class have access to private data! 😂 dedicated to OOP

2/4/2017 8:15:03 PM

damilare lamidi

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Allow me to modify it please: A boy touched some girl's boob in class. Teacher: No Timmy, don't practice these bad manners here! Timmy: But objects in the same class can access private data!

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Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.

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Girl: "But I was declared with protected access!, "Furthermore, I can always ask the headmaster to refactor you!" Boy: "Why didn't you tell me, I want that protected access too" Girl: "No you're late, garbage collector is here!" (pointing at the lecturer) Boy: "I'll call my destructor instead, sorry.." ¦○]

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frnd: dude say I luv u to her in different languages me: ok frnd: did she accepted your proposal? me: no frnd: which languages you used bro? me: Java C python C# Ruby 😶😭

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Q: "Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" A: Inheritance

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hahahahhahahhahahaha i can't stop laughing...

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That's a good one 😂😂😂

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There are 10 types of people: Those who understand the binary notation and those who don't...

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Actually, they can't. Private is private. Only the particular instance itself can use it.

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Q: How many software developers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. That's a hardware problem. Call tech support.

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thanks SkeleLordGamer 😂

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Omg😂😂😂

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Actually Private is private. Only the particular instance itself can use it.

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lol

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hahahaha.....superb ya

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lol