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[JOKE] Let's tell some funny jokes :)

Who don't like jokes? Tell one funny joke. I'll start with one... There were 2 programmers and one asked another to borrow him 1000 dollars, another one said, "I'll borrow you 1024 to make it round" 😝😝😝

2/16/2018 12:15:21 AM

Dejan Francuz🥇

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Hope nobody gets mad at me for this one. A man is smoking a cigarette. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and shouts, “Can’t you see the warning on he cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!(it’s true) The man replies, “I am a programmer, and we don’t worry about warnings, we only worry about errors.


Or this, Have you heard about the new programming language being released tomorrow? It can finish an infinite loop in 6 seconds!


What’s hardware? The part of the computer you can kick!


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