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[JOKE] Let's tell some funny jokes :)

Who don't like jokes? Tell one funny joke. I'll start with one... There were 2 programmers and one asked another to borrow him 1000 dollars, another one said, "I'll borrow you 1024 to make it round" 😝😝😝

16th Feb 2018, 12:15 AM
Dejan FrancuzđŸ„‡
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16th Feb 2018, 2:10 AM
Jaydeep Khatri
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Hope nobody gets mad at me for this one. A man is smoking a cigarette. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and shouts, “Can’t you see the warning on he cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!(it’s true) The man replies, “I am a programmer, and we don’t worry about warnings, we only worry about errors.
16th Feb 2018, 12:34 AM
Jax
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Or this, Have you heard about the new programming language being released tomorrow? It can finish an infinite loop in 6 seconds!
16th Feb 2018, 12:37 AM
Jax
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What’s hardware? The part of the computer you can kick!
16th Feb 2018, 1:18 AM
luciel
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https://i.imgur.com/uWFOoEN.jpg
16th Feb 2018, 5:46 PM
luciel
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